Sixth Mass Extinction
The Book of Secrets ...
The Meaning of Life
Fingers of Doom
H. Faye Kahn
Eg: Sausage Delivery Man
Scene From Superbia
Q: How is ______ shipped?
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Q: Do you offer wholesale?
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Q: Isn't PayPal an evil corporation? Can I pay in some other way?
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Q: Who drew the stuff on top?
A: David Alvarado. He's a straight-shooter!